Write an Instant "I Can't Write a Poem" Poem

Method:

Line 1: Forget it

Line 2: You must be kidding

Line 3: Excuse #1
 

Line 4:  Excuse #2
 

Line 5:  Excuse #3
 

Line 6:  Excuse #4
 

Line 7:  Excuse #5
 

Line 8:  Excuse #6
 

Line 9:  Excuse #7
 

Line 10: Excuse #8
 

Line 11: Time's up? Uh oh!
 
Line 12: All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
 
Line 13: You like it? Really? No kidding.
 
Line 14: Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?
 

Sample:

I Can't Write a Poem

Forget it.
You must be kidding.
I'm still half asleep.
My eyes keep closing.
My brain isn't working.
I don't have a pencil.
I don't have any paper.
My desk is wobbly.
I don't know what to write about.
And besides, I don't even know how to write a poem.
I've got a headache. I need to see the nurse.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?

-Bruce Lansky